Only In America


… are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.


… do we buy hot-dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.


… do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions.

… can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.


… do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and diet coke.


… do banks leave both doors wide open and then chain the pens to the counter.


… do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars out in the driveway and keep useless pieces of junk in the garage.


… do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won’t miss a call from someone we didn’t want to talk to in the first place.


… do we have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

Credits:Cheap Thoughts

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